CADS ON TOUR!  Wahey!  I was just looking through the portraits the cads and I sat for on our tour of the Caribbean, what memories (or lack of!  CAD).  I chundered everywhere on that boat trip over that wide Sargasso Sea.  Banter!  I met this right babe too, god she was fun, someone to really bring home to the Estate to show Ma and Pa.  Now, however, she's gone bat shit crazy and keeps trying to set fire to me in my sleep.  I think I'll lock her up in the attic and pork the governess.  CAD.

Edward Rochester, Thornfield Hall, 1847.